When the X Chromosome Goes Bad

All right this is pissing me off.

One of my guilty pleasures is watching those wedding shows on TLC. I guess it's how I get my girl on when I spend most of my days either in cammies or, like now, jeans, a USMC pullover, and blue airwalks.

One of my pet peeves is how women all think the wedding is about the dress. That's the stupidest thing ever...ugh....aaaaaah.

So this one chick is there shopping for wedding dresses with her mom, who says she'll pay and that her limit is $3000. THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS?! And yet this bigmouthed bimbo keeps telling her consultant that she expects the gown to go up to $7000 and that her mom will pay anyway. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? And then they argue about "budget" and "dream gowns" and the selfishness of this idiot really pissed me off.

And this other chick was STRESSING because her gown was tailored too short. OmG. It'll get fixed. If this was the biggest stress in my life I'd be on Cloud 9 every day. Every day.

And seriously I do NOT get this one. She has three wedding gowns. THREE WEDDING GOWNS. One of them was $11,000. * Gasp * Heart attack. Where do these people get this money? Something tells me this princess isn't a CEO.

The stupidity and selfishness pisses me off but...it makes me sad too. Why don't you people save the money for the MARRIAGE. Isn't that what the wedding is supposed to be about? Call me CRAZY.

Now I'm watching What Not to Wear. This chick is using her underwear as a belt. Geesh all I have to do is dress like a homeless person, take outrageous photos, and ask my friends to submit it to the show and I'll get a $5000 shopping spree in NYC. Or they can just use those pictures online where I'm wearing (yeah I totally just typed "whereing") black and white checkered tights with a bright orange shirt, denim capris and the blue airwalks.

Anyway this chick is classy. I like her. Not in that way, I'm totally into men.