Friday, September 10, 2010

Shiznit

Today we found out that FEX II has been extended from two days to an entire week and we're not going to get back until 0100 Friday night.

Well, I aim to maintain professional bearing so SON OF A %*$&@#! I HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE MY LIFE I HATE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLACE THIS MISERY INFESTED HELLHOLE ARMPIT OF A CESSPOOL AGONY VORTEX BLACKHOLE OF HAPPINESS HATEFUL HATED HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED SPIRALLING TORMENT INTO THE THROES OF SUFFERING BLISTERING PUSSING CANCEROUS SORE ON MY TWENTIES SUCTION CUP OF DESPAIR TORMENTING PANGS NEVER-ENDING MENSTRUAL CRAMP LANDFILL THAT IS CAMP BARRETT.

I'm so excited about this. It's going to be so much fun. Every day I think to myself, "If only I could be a grunt."

I hope they throw our 9-miler at the beginning of the week when I have 20 MREs in my pack. Also, it would be IDEAL if night land nav could go sometime that week. And I hope it rains.

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