This is from a Facebook chat with Nick:
Nick: if you were a superhero, your power would be to kill the mood
This is from Army-Navy 2009:
CAPT: I like to play piano every day. It's my life dream to master the piano.
me: That's nice. So what are you up to? "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?
CAPT: No. I'm more advanced.
me: Oh. "Mary Had a Little Lamb"?
CAPT: No. "Leslie is a Vile Bitch."
me: Sounds complicated.
These quotes, while highly accurate, really put me in a good light.
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